Alyssa. 22. Texas born and raised. Just trying to figure out life, while obsessing over things along the way. Interest: Harry Potter, Runescape, Hunger Games, Game of Thrones, Twenty One Pilots, Ganja and much more. 
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racingbarakarts:

racingbarakarts:

If my dog wants my attention, she quickly licks my mute button on my laptop so my music will shut off and i will pet her

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im not kidding

thehomiejazz:

zombiesandporn:

cathilia-crimson:

checkzeattic:

menthol-drops-and-angel-wings:

levi4thans:

PEOPLE DIED 

102 YEARS AGO
THEY’RE ALL SKELETONS FIGHTING IN THE UNDERWATER SKELETON WAR NOW
CHILL

I’m sure they are very chill right now.

You might even say they’re…ICE COLD.

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT 


What is going on?

Lemme help you out just imagine the scene from James and The Giant Peach when all the skeleton pirates are fighting James and the other bugs underwater on the ship…and that water was ICE COLD! Jack Skellington in James and the giant peach: http://youtu.be/8CSS7cYSyag

thehomiejazz:

zombiesandporn:

cathilia-crimson:

checkzeattic:

menthol-drops-and-angel-wings:

levi4thans:

PEOPLE DIED 

102 YEARS AGO

THEY’RE ALL SKELETONS FIGHTING IN THE UNDERWATER SKELETON WAR NOW

CHILL

I’m sure they are very chill right now.

You might even say they’re…

ICE COLD.

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT 

What is going on?

Lemme help you out just imagine the scene from James and The Giant Peach when all the skeleton pirates are fighting James and the other bugs underwater on the ship…and that water was ICE COLD!

Jack Skellington in James and the giant peach: http://youtu.be/8CSS7cYSyag

666papi:

ass-devil:

thehighestundergod:

asiagettheyayo:

kirishimakantai:

The full version.

byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee omg *tears

LMFAOOOO

i’m weak 😂

LMAO BRUH

This gives me life!

fuckyeahjapanandkorea:

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socialjusticekoolaid:

What they won’t show you on CNN tonight: Ferguson residents line a parade of roses down W Florissant, leading to where Mike Brown was taken from this world. #staywoke #powerful #insolidarity 

chilloutmotherfuckr:


booty made out of straws so you can SUCK MY ASS

chilloutmotherfuckr:

booty made out of straws so you can SUCK MY ASS

brassyanddmoore:

friendly reminder that i have an ask box and it is absolutely completely 100% okay to message me and talk to me about literally anything

Can’t a girl just get a Subaru? Tired of my POS truck, need an upgrade!

succulentthighs:

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

unfriendlyasiangirl:

i dont like wearing seat belts because im a bad ass thrill seeker and also i wanna die

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